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S1, E2: Dead Romans, Black Teeth, Smoke, and Mirrors
In this episode of French People Arr. Rude, we chat all things Venice. Sean and Brandon break down their first impressions, the city’s wild history, and the must-know tips for eating, staying, and making the most of 36 hours in the floating city.
S1, E1: German Vandals, Fendi, Overcooked Pasta, and Bloody Sandals
In this episode of French People Arr. Rude, we break down the stigmas, rules, and unspoken truths about visiting Rome. Sean and Brandon compare first impressions, guest Manuel gives a local’s take, and we tackle everything from what not to order to how to survive crossing the street. Plus, the best way to eat, drink, and spend 48 hours in the Eternal City.
Rants, Revelations, and Revelry: Meet The Tour Guy Podcast
Meet French People Arr. Rude, the in-your-face travel podcast that cuts through the clichés, challenges stereotypes, and delivers brutally honest insights on Europe’s best (and worst) cities. Hosted by Sean Finelli and Brandon Shaw, two guys who turned their Rome-based tour company into one of Europe’s top travel brands, this podcast is part history, part travel guide, and entirely unfiltered.
Want to know why Florence has the best art but the worst bread? Why Venice’s gondoliers make a fortune? Or how to spend 48 hours in Rome without standing in a single line? Every episode is packed with real advice on where to eat, stay, and explore—plus, we’ve done the note-taking for you with a full list of recommendations in the show notes.
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S1, E3: Bonfires, Billionaire Bellhop, Boredom, and the Scoop on Medici
In this episode of French People Arr. Rude, Sean and Brandon take on Florence—the Renaissance city that gave us Michelangelo, the Negroni, gelato, and flavorless bread. They’ll unpack how to eat like a local, what to see beyond David, and why renting a car here is an instant regret waiting to happen.
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S1, E4: Banana Hammocks, Alle Vongole, Americano, and Cocco Bello
In this episode of French People Arr. Rude, Sean and Brandon break down the myths and realities of Italian beaches. They debate the best coastal destinations, expose the secret to claiming the perfect lounge chair, and discuss why Italians somehow look effortlessly cool while swimming. Also, is Positano overrated?
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S1, E5: Stolen Overcoats, Milk, Window Shopping, Medieval Tinder
In this episode of French People Arr. Rude, we break down the do’s and don’ts of Paris, from navigating the Metro to avoiding tourist traps disguised as “authentic” cafés. Sean and Brandon debate whether the Mona Lisa is worth the hype, why people get so obsessed with Versailles, and the real reason no one in Paris wears a beret.
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S1, E6: One-way?, Homer, Dialects Within Dialects, and Talking Heads
This episode of French People Arr. Rude is all about Sicily—an island so fiercely independent that locals barely consider themselves Italian. Sean and Brandon break down the best beaches, the mafia misconceptions, and why Sicilian food might just be the best in Italy. Plus, driving tips to avoid disaster and why you should never trust a Sicilian in a speedo.
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