Check Out Our Latest Episodes
S1, E10: French Disease, 3 Times Blood, Suspended Coffee, Queen’s Tribute
In this episode, Sean and Brandon trade the Colosseum for Vesuvius, unpacking Naples from its underground aqueducts to its rooftop aperitivo bars. They’ll tell you why the city’s reputation for danger is outdated, where to grab a €2 margherita that’d make Queen Margherita proud, and how to pair a day in Pompeii with a night in the buzzing Quartieri Spagnoli.
S1, E9: Puglia: Tax Evasion, Spider Bite, Santa Claus, Protected Bread
In this episode, Sean and Brandon head to Puglia—the sun-bleached heel of Italy. They cover why the region’s still a bargain, how to get around without losing your cool, and which foods you should order before you even open the menu. Within these show notes, you’ll find practical tips, a few gentle digs, and an easy plan for your stay in southern Italy.
S1, E8: Inside the Vatican After the Death of the Pope: Rituals, History, and What Comes Next
In this special edition episode of French People Arr. Rude, Sean and Brandon team up with Angel to ask practical questions in the wake of Pope Francis’ passing on 21 April 2025. Expect a brisk guide to the funeral timetable, a crash course on how the conclave actually works, and a short list of cardinals whose names you might hear after the white smoke curls skyward.
S1, E7: Hot Air, Soccer, Romans, Fish-&-Chips-Fighting
London’s massive, expensive, and full of trapdoors—and in this episode of French People Arr. Rude, Sean and Brandon give you the cheat codes. From booking the right hotel to squeezing the most out of your 48 hours, you’ll leave with a full game plan. It’s everything you want to know before landing at Heathrow.
S1, E6: Banana Hammocks, Alle Vongole, Americano, and Cocco Bello
In this episode of French People Arr. Rude, Sean and Brandon break down the myths and realities of Italian beaches. They debate the best coastal destinations, expose the secret to claiming the perfect lounge chair, and discuss why Italians somehow look effortlessly cool while swimming. Also, is Positano overrated?
S1, E5: One-way?, Homer, Dialects Within Dialects, and Talking Heads
This episode of French People Arr. Rude is all about Sicily—an island so fiercely independent that locals barely consider themselves Italian. Sean and Brandon break down the best beaches, the mafia misconceptions, and why Sicilian food might just be the best in Italy. Plus, driving tips to avoid disaster and why you should never trust a Sicilian in a speedo.
S1, E4: Stolen Overcoats, Milk, Window Shopping, Medieval Tinder
In this episode of French People Arr. Rude, we break down the do’s and don’ts of Paris, from navigating the Metro to avoiding tourist traps disguised as “authentic” cafés. Sean and Brandon debate whether the Mona Lisa is worth the hype, why people get so obsessed with Versailles, and the real reason no one in Paris wears a beret.
S1, E3: Bonfires, Billionaire Bellhop, Boredom, and the Scoop on Medici
In this episode of French People Arr. Rude, Sean and Brandon take on Florence—the Renaissance city that gave us Michelangelo, the Negroni, gelato, and flavorless bread. They’ll unpack how to eat like a local, what to see beyond David, and why renting a car here is an instant regret waiting to happen.
S1, E2: Dead Romans, Black Teeth, Smoke, and Mirrors
In this episode of French People Arr. Rude, we chat all things Venice. Sean and Brandon break down their first impressions, the city’s wild history, and the must-know tips for eating, staying, and making the most of 36 hours in the floating city.
S1, E1: German Vandals, Fendi, Overcooked Pasta, and Bloody Sandals
In this episode of French People Arr. Rude, we break down the stigmas, rules, and unspoken truths about visiting Rome. Sean and Brandon compare first impressions, guest Manuel gives a local’s take, and we tackle everything from what not to order to how to survive crossing the street. Plus, the best way to eat, drink, and spend 48 hours in the Eternal City.
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Rants, Revelations, and Revelry: Meet The Tour Guy Podcast
Meet French People Arr. Rude, the in-your-face travel podcast that cuts through the clichés, challenges stereotypes, and delivers brutally honest insights on Europe’s best (and worst) cities. Hosted by Sean Finelli and Brandon Shaw, two guys who turned their Rome-based tour company into one of Europe’s top travel brands, this podcast is part history, part travel guide, and entirely unfiltered.
Want to know why Florence has the best art but the worst bread? Why Venice’s gondoliers make a fortune? Or how to spend 48 hours in Rome without standing in a single line? Every episode is packed with real advice on where to eat, stay, and explore—plus, we’ve done the note-taking for you with a full list of recommendations in the show notes.
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Coming Soon
S1, E11: Soft Acid, Silent Tower, Cotton Word, Drowned Glory
The Amalfi Coast is gorgeous, chaotic, and a little full of itself—and in this episode, Sean and Brandon are not letting it off the hook. From debating whether it’s actually romantic to calling out the myth of “every hotel has a view,” they dish out tough love and legit tips. Expect food recs, boat advice, and a 48-hour itinerary that skips Positano on purpose.
SHOW NOTES
🎧 Listen on Spotify
- Book the Best Tuscany Agriturismo, Before Your Bed’s Taken
- Amalfi Coast Travel Tips – Podcast Show Notes
- Palazzo Colonna: The Best Kept Secret Roman Locals Don’t Want You Knowing About
- Four Days in Venice: Secret Passages and Prosecco Dreams
- Three Days in Venice: The Lazy Planners Guide
- Two Days in Venice: For Travelers Who Hate Planning
- One Day in Venice: The Smart Way to Conquer the Floating City
- Top Things to See in Lisbon: Video Guide
- Naples Podcast: French Disease, 3 Times Blood, Suspended Coffee, Queen’s Tribute
